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Dead End Job

from Hack of the Year by Dale Hollow

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lyrics

Intro:

Hello?

Hey! What’s up boss?

I’m here to inquire about Yourstruly’s financial prosperity package…

Oh well you’re in the right place my friend, come on in!

Verse 1

One time I cried inside of the middle of Dillards’ shoe salesfloor

Because my break was over and I was nowhere closer to where i wanted to (be)

Cuz a jobs a job, until it’s not, when the pays okay, but the customers suck

When it’s all on me that they feel seen, I’m bending over backwards as a courtesy

Oh god, I need to leave this job


It’s felt like a BIG OLE waste of time ever since I signed on from the start

Chorus

I’m so sick of this dead end… job (4x)

Verse 2

Ten days on no days off cuz my PTO ain’t long enough

If Tax is 20 percent, and I can’t pay rent, how many avocado toasts should Dale buy then?

(Because) Talk is cheap if you can’t eat, but yourstruly would rather die than sell an NFT

So shut up Dave, and screw bored apes, I may hate my job but at least I’m not a *****

(But) Oh god, I still need to leave this job

But to quit now and start over seems a little scarier than I thought


Outro (Rant)

And I’m so sick of this dead end job!

But you know what’s not gonna help it folks?

Complaining about it! And I know that’s what i just did in the last verse and the last chorus,

But let Yourstruly tell ya - This is the end of my pain and beginning of Yourstruly’s financial

Prosperity! So be sure to go to Yourstruly’s website and buy my financial success package, for

THREE measley payments of a hundred and twelve dollars and ninety nine cents my friends,

You too can give a dead end to your dead end job and follow Yourstruly to the promised land of

Big ole cash!

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from Hack of the Year, released September 29, 2023

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